how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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