I wanna bring you to show and tell
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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