apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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