So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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