what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I need to calm my uterus...
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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