I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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