you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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