would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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