been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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