Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
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I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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