I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
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The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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