They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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