if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
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i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
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