Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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