When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
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Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I love you. Go after that dick
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