he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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