Buhtt sex?
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
