I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
True college students do jello shots in the library
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