i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Operation Purity has been aborted
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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