Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on