no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
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Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
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He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??