He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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