For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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