Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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