Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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