And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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