so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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