I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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