Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
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i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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