i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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