I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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