And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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