He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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