Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
kristin has been a bad kristin
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
