"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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