yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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