he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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