i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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