Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
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You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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