so explain again why im purple
no
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Mom said you looked used
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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