A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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