I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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