For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
