remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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