The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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