I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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