Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Someone signed my nipple.
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