just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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