This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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