Dual....:-)
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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