It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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