Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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