Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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