one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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