This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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