from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i used baking grease as lip gloss
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
