Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
