More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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