They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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