how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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