I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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