like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize